2373 Broadway, 911

"You say it has two bathrooms?" "Yes, two FULL bathrooms! Marble, too! AND, you can easily make a second bedroom from the large dining room, as it already has its own window and heat/AC!" "Wow! But does it get any light?" "It faces west, with fantastic light and sun in the afternoon! Very quiet too, and open, it overlooks the building courtyard." "But what about the rooms, what's the size?" "Great living room, plus a dining room that a lot of people easily turn into a second bedroom. And a large master bedroom with ensuite bath and two large closets, one of them a walk-in. Beautiful dark cherrywood floors, custom blinds for all the windows - AND all brand-new appliances in the kitchen! It's in move-in condition. And did I mention included in the price are the 2 built-in 40" and 50" flat-screen TVs." "Wow, that's great! And the building? What's that like? Does it have a gym or any amenities?" "Gym? Amenities? Well...not only does it have a terrific health club, it has a sauna. A steam room. A swimming pool! Would you believe racquetball and squash courts too? And it's all included in the maintenance, by the way. Additionally, it has a bicycle room, garage, garden, nursery, lounge, and a common storage room. 24hr DM and concierge, direct access garage, and is pet-friendly." "Wow, just like a resort! And then you step out and you are in the heart of the UWS, between Central Park and Riverside Park, with everything this area has to offer, great shopping, and transportation literally at your feet in all directions." "Yes. Exactly. You should come and see it, at this price, it is not going to last!"